flotsam and jetsam

Flotsam
/flot-suhm/
n. wreckage found floating on the sea.

Jetsam
/jet-suhm/
n. material thrown overboard from a ship.

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March 29

Chicken and duck

  • Her: I was thinking about sending your mum some flowers for Easter.
  • Him: Send her a duck!
  • Her: Why would I send her a duck, thats not Easterish
  • Him: You know, those yellow ducks?
  • Her: You mean chicks?
  • Him: *with a sarcastic eyeroll* Yeah, they grow into ducks!
  • Her: *raises eyebrow*
  • Him: *realization dawns* They grow into chickens don't they?