March 2007
47 posts
Sky Map →
“My God! It’s full of stars!”
Student punished for spaghetti beliefs.. →
Long live Pastafarianism
Cheap dates. A lesson in tightness.. →
Of course, you could always make her pay
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
– Billy Connolly
Chicken and duck
Her: I was thinking about sending your mum some flowers for Easter.
Him: Send her a duck!
Her: Why would I send her a duck, thats not Easterish
Him: You know, those yellow ducks?
Her: You mean chicks?
Him: *with a sarcastic eyeroll* Yeah, they grow into ducks!
Her: *raises eyebrow*
Him: *realization dawns* They grow into chickens don't they?
Best Client Quotes. Ever. →
Jikto: It's beyond bad! →
“This is going to drastically change the scope of evil things you can do with JavaScript.”
Acoustical Greek's.. →
Bloons! →
A monkey with darts. Go play..
“The Happiness Forumula: Happiness = health + money + social life + meaning”
– Scott Adams
10 Strange Facts About Einstein! →
“Imagination is more important than knowledge..”
– Albert Einstein
The (sponsored) word on the street →
Word of Mouth Marketing crosses the Atlantic..
If ancient Rome had the Internet.. →
“Naked Cleopatra” is the top search term on Google.
Make a damn fine cup of tea! →
“…because most Americans have never had a good cup of tea.”
The largest embassy on earth →
That’s a really good question..
Lost: The Island Maps →
X marks Hurley’s hidden pies..
“If you lose hope, somehow you lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.
My National Security Letter Gag Order →
Sshh..
Microsoft crashes Sony PS3 launch →
Attention seekers..
Go play with yourself..
“Inspiring bold John Barleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi’...”
– Robert Burns
Five Minutes To Kill (Yourself) →
Because work’s a killer
16 things it takes most of us 50 years to learn →
“6. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”“
Vonnegut - 8 rules of writing →
“Glaswegian Alzheimer’s: you forget everything except the grudges..”
– A random Glaswegian
WatchGitmo in Black & White
Why do you do it? →
Because I’ve nothing else to do?
“You can believe anything you want, the universe isn’t required to keep a...”
– Unknown